Customer  : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter  : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Lady  : Is this my train? 
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. 
Lady  : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take   
                  this train to New Delhi. 
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

 
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