An unemployed mortgage adviser has put himself up on eBay in a bid to find work.
Andy Palmer, who was made redundant from Northern Rock in August, said: 'I am willing to do anything - so long as it is not sexual or illegal.' Thus destroying your hopes of some hot mortgage advisor sex.
The 30-year-old, of Maidstone in Kent, has a minimum price of £1,000 and will work for a month.
Andy describes himself as 'a hardworker, enthusiastic and willing to learn', has a 100% positive feedback score on eBay, and will give 25% of the winning bid to charity.
He also notes: 'Think of the publicity you could gain for your business.'